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Talking about BREXIT with the under 5’s . . .
Sally Hodgson‘s latest book encourages pre-school children to ‘confront their fears’ about Britain’s departure from the EU.
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Study: The effect of rising sea levels on the Golden Triangle
We accessed the relatively-easy-to-hack email servers at the UEA’s Climate Research Unit, and downloaded their climate model for East Anglia. So what will the Golden Triangle look like in 2090 ?
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Clive Lewis Prepares Election Victory Celebration
Caught on camera – Clive Lewis rehearsing potential celebrations for the forthcoming General Election
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Gorleston Man Trawls His 2011 Twitter Feed Desperately Searching For A ‘Knockout’ Racist Tweet That Will Allow Him To Stand As BREXIT Party Candidate
Harry Wright has spent 3 months reviewing his Social Media feeds looking for a forgotten racist remark which could help launch his career as a BREXIT Party MP
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Socialist Broadband – What Might “JEZNET” Look Like ?
Our experts try to envision a nationalised broadband service
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Glebe Road Baby’s First Ever Words Are “Revoke Article Fifty”
12 month old Oscar Rafferty’s vocabulary also includes: ‘Frictionless Border Arrangements’ and ‘Jean-Claude Juncker’
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Holy Crap – New Norwich Skyscraper Means Anglia Square ‘Could Be Visible’ From Golden Triangle
The abhorrent prospect of living in the shadow of NR3 – We get your reactions . . .
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Heigham Park Toilets Mural ‘Probably Not A Banksy’
Avenues residents gutted after ‘installation’ fails £50,000 forensic authentication test
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New American Craze Takes Off In Norwich
Testimonial: “I’ve only been coming 2 weeks and I’ve already gone off the Dutch”
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Real Gangs of The Golden Triangle
I Spend 48 Hours Undercover With The ‘Mozarts’ – The Golden Triangle’s Notorious Youth Gang
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Student Who Attempted To Leave Norwich After Graduating Is ‘Safe And Well’ After Recapture Near Suffolk Border
‘I Wanted To See Hills And Motorways’
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This Time Last Year: Where’s Polly ?
Oh Dear. Polly has gone to Latitude wearing denim shorts and a Breton top like everybody else. Can you help Polly’s children find their Mummy ?
Work Begins On Wall To Keep Donald Trump Out Of The Golden Triangle
Havelock Road residents are this afternoon putting the finishing touches to a wall which they hope will ultimately enclose the WHOLE of the Golden Triangle.
Contrite Mark Zuckerberg appeases critics by publishing local election results 3 weeks ahead of polling day
Facebook CEO attempts to calm media storm by letting public have ‘unfettered access’ to forthcoming election results:
Facebook Fallout: 70% Of GT’s Now Crave Puritanical ‘Off Net’ Lifestyle ‘Similar To Cringleford’
Celibacy, plain dress, and reluctance to adopt modern technology – Local Estate Agent promotes Cringleford as potential antidote to malaise of 21st century life
Shame As Golden Triangle ‘Food Allergy Sufferer of the Year’ Tests Positive For Granola
A much lauded local celebrity faces an uncertain future after being stripped of the prestigious title of Food Allergy Sufferer of the Year.
NEWS IN PICTURES: Bastard Bloody Sodding Christmas Tree STILL At Side Of Sodding House
How It Happened: January 20th – Christmas Tree Still At Side Of House. February – Sodding Christmas Tree STILL At Side Of House . . .
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Work Begins On Wall To Keep Donald Trump Out Of The Golden Triangle
Havelock Road residents are this afternoon putting the finishing touches to a wall which they hope will ultimately enclose the WHOLE of the Golden Triangle.
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From The Archive: Students – Welcome To The Golden Triangle
Our Helpful Guide To Students Moving Into The Golden Triangle On behalf of all the the residents of the Golden Triangle, we extend a warm
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Paraglider Who Crashed Into MJB Hotel Is Safe After Enduring 90 Minutes Of Agoninsing Squalor
Emergency Services Use Hand Sanitizers, Travel Tissues And 2 Ambi Pur Plugin Refills During Dramatic Rescue
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Avenues Residents Call For Dedicated Deliveroo Cycle Lane
Spokesman: “We will NOT tolerate lukewarm Yasai Katsu Ramen”
Residents on Norwich’s up market Avenues today launched a new campaign for a cycle path dedicated exclusively to Deliveroo riders.
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“We’re Devastated” – Norwich Residents Anguish As Waitrose Drone Fails To Lift Whole Prosciutto During Test Flight
College Road residents have been talking of their ‘torment and heartache’ after plans for Ocado drone deliveries to their area suffered a devastating setback on Friday.
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Sex Secrets Of The Golden Triangle
Results Of Our Intimate Survey Into The Sex Lives Of The Golden Triangle