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April 6th, 2020
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The Christmas Dinner Place Setting

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Why do so many of us get this wrong ?

The standardised Golden Triangle Christmas Lunch  Place setting has been widely adopted throughout NR2 for many years.

So why is it that so many of us are still making rudimentary errors ?

Here are the top 6 most common mistakes and their corrections.

 

 

The iPhone space.

This is is always, always to the LEFT of the place setting, (adjacent to the Quorn Fork).

 

 

 

The Food Allergy / Intolerance Checklist is of course on the RIGHT of the place setting, (adjacent to the EpiPen).

 

 

 

 

The Place Name Card.

Why are so many hosts not leaving space for guests to insert their own choice of gender identity pronoun.

(these details are IMPORTANT)

 

 

 

 

The pictures of the Latrine that you sponsored in Eritrea always go at the TOP of the Place Setting . . .

 

 

 

. . . and the arrangement of foraged herbs from the re-wilded verge goes to the RIGHT of the Kombucha glass . . .

 

 

. . . and the eternal conundrum of which plate is which ?

The outer plate is the main service plate, and the inner plate is for the guest Asylum Seeker who sits to your LEFT

 

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