Pollsters predict ‘C_ck & B_lls’ to make significant gains over ‘B_ll_x To BREXIT’
Experts are predicting that ‘Cock & Balls’ will be the most widely recorded vote for our area in the forthcoming European Parliamentary Elections.
Previously, ‘Bollox To BREXIT’ had been tipped to top the poll, but results from the recent local elections suggest that ‘Cock’ is now becoming a firm favourite.
Those Election Predictions In Full
|C*ck – Firm favourite to come first|
|B*ll*x – Likely to be left hanging (but should retain deposit)|
|Arse – Last. (Difficult to draw well in a cramped polling booth)|