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August 9th, 2020
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What Do The Stars Have In Store For YOU In 2019 ?

Alessandra Travers, the Portersfield ‘Seer’, reveals all

 

This is a great time for romance to blossom at work. But because your job at House of Fraser ends in 6 weeks, you need to crack on, because it’s kind of getting to the ‘now or never‘ stage.

Lucky Number 9. Lucky Superfood – Chard

 

As a Piscean, you are strong, assertive and opinionated  – Definitely not the kind of person who lets social conventions dictate how you live your life !

That said, it would be nice if you could try and pull that off without being such a complete t*sser all of the time.

 

I have 40 years of of astrological experience and have read many palms here in the Golden Triangle.

So I’m going out on a bit of a limb here, but I’m guessing that  you’re starting to get very tired of Quorn and Shloer ?

 

You have problems that can only be solved by years of counselling, psychotherapy and perhaps even medication. But that doesn’t stop you banging on in the Unthank Arms that it’s “all because you haven’t met the right man  yet“.

Please just shut up.

Lucky Colour: Wenge.

 

I sense that Earth and Water elements are very strong in your sign this year. Not sure what that means to be honest. Maybe it’s a good year for doing  mud-related activities ????

Mud II – Go ahead, treat yourself

 

This is the perfect year to travel to a dream destination, provided that the destination is UK based, ideally in Norfolk, and you can get there easily on foot

 

 

Remaining predictions next week

 

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