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August 9th, 2020
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New Academies Top Local School League Tables

And Hewett Academy has over 7,000 Victory Royales with pupils earning up to 5,000 V-Bucks per month

Local Academy chains have welcomed the release of a study which puts them ahead of many national schools in the same category.

Dame Rachel de Souza for The Inspiration Trust said that the report ‘wholly vindicates the academisation process‘:

The formidable “NEMESIS” skin

Boom ! Notre Dame ? You just took MASSIVE DMG. You is REKT.


City Academy ?  Just noobs and no skins. MELT.


I’m da Battle Bus Boss now . . . .

However critics of the controversial academy chain have been quick to accuse the trustees of receiving advance notice of in-game upgrades and Season 5 mods.

Results In Full
Active Players Victory Royals $ V-Bucks
Hewett Academy 840 7,151 451,500,000
City Academy 692 5,894 218,000,000
Sewell Park 458 971 56,000,000
CNS 206 171 21,000,000
Notre Dame 2 (Note 1) 0 3,000

Note 1: Players subsequently expelled.




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