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August 9th, 2020
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Café Forced To Turn Away 70 Childless Couples Within First 2 Weeks Of Opening

‘We are NOT an infertility clinic’

The newly opened Seed House Deli / Café in the Golden Triangle has admitted that it’s having to disappoint scores of young couples who are desperate to start new families.

We didn’t quite twig what was happening at first . . .

Yasmina Morgan (40)  told The Lentil

We sold all our 100% Natural Nut Butter in just 5 days . . .

 

. . . but it wasn’t until we started getting requests for Baby Batter that we really started to appreciate what was going on . . .

 

Thanks but no thanks

The café also thanked well-intentioned single men, but has now confirmed that it can no longer accept doorstep donations.

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