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August 9th, 2020
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Contrite Mark Zuckerberg appeases critics by publishing local election results 3 weeks ahead of polling day

Facebook CEO attempts to calm media storm by letting public have ‘unfettered access’ to forthcoming election results.

Those results in full

Ward Result
Crome Politburo Hold
Vladimir Kolokoltsev
Eaton Politburo GAIN
Vladimir Kolokoltsev
Mancroft Politburo Hold
Vladimir Kolokoltsev
Nelson Republican Hold
Billy Rae Beaver 3rd
Town Close Candidates “missing”  
University Moskow Mineral & Gaz ppc
Anton Siluanov

 

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