“It’s Been Looking On RightMove Since The Day I Bought It”
College Road bachelor Colin Campbell says that he’s considering legal action against the company that sold him a £12,000 “Middle Class Sex Bot”.
. . . it just sits there staring at its iPhone, drinking Blossom Hill Rosé and watching Love Island back-to-back . . .
a visibly frustrated Mr Campbell told The Lentil
I got it on Amazon Prime, so it came really quickly . . . . unlike . . . . (fidgets) . . .
. . . well let’s just say that I haven’t been able to “venture up Recreation Road” yet . . .
And now Mr Campbell say he wants either a refund or a free downgrade to the much simpler and uninhibited “Bowthorpe” model
I thought Tuesday might be the night when Willy Wonka visited the William & Florence . . . . . .
. . . but it turns out she has her yoga class . . . and then she’s meeting up with friends for cocktails in the Blue Joanna . . .
Mr Campbell is also claiming that the manufacturers failed to warn him about the integrated spiralizer which he says could have caused him “life changing injuries”
I mean, why does she want a house with a bigger garden when there’s only the two of . . . .
. . . oh crap . . . . . surely not . . . . . ?
1 of 3 (To be continued).