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August 9th, 2020
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This Time Last Year: Where’s Polly ?

Oh Dear. Polly has gone to Latitude wearing denim shorts and a Breton top like everybody else.

 

Can you help Polly’s children find their Mummy ?

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There she is !

Polly is wearing last year’s Birkenstock’s while everyone else is wearing Sea Salt Sandals.

So, luckily for the children, Mummy sticks out like a

F***ing great big sore thumb.

 

Silly Mummy

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