Research reveals crucial role of Puppet Theatre for female cerebral orientation
FROM: Gloucester Street TO: IKEA (Sweet Briar retail park)
Errr, turn right out of Gloucester Street ? Up to the Roundabout, go down Grapes Hill, past the puppet theatre and IKEA is on your left ????
FROM: College Road TO: Waitrose
OK, so this is easy . . . . left onto the Earlham Road, right at the Notcutts roundabout, take the slip road to Cringleford and Waitrose is on your left, opposite the Puppet Theatre ??
FROM: Newmarket Street TO: Railway Station
So as you’re coming out of the Puppet Theatre, turn right, enter the roundabout, take the fourth exit and . . . oh f*ck, what a ding-bat . . . I’m back at the Puppet Theatre aren’t I . . .