Results Of Our Intimate Survey Into The Sex Lives Of The Golden Triangle
Thank you to the 700+ residents who took part in our survey of sexual behaviour and attitudes in the Golden Triangle.
The full 200 page report will be on sale shortly – meanwhile, here are a selection of your responses.
Golden Triangle Couples – “What time on Sunday’s do you have sex ?”
|After Broadcasting House but before The Archers Omnibus||7%|
|After Desert Island Discs but before The Food Programme||12%|
|During Money Box Live||81%|
GT MEN – What do you think of to prolong sexual intercourse (ie. prevent “Christmas arriving in July”)
|MJB Hotels closure of the Plantation Garden||24%|
GT WOMEN – Self Gratification (‘Ménage à moi’)
What is your preferred setting for self gratification ?
|Eco 60 cotton wash – rinse and hold||15%|
|30 degree synthetics – long spin, anti-crease finish||85%|
GT MEN – Genital Stimulation via Phallengetic Motion (‘Basting the Ham’)
‘Who’ is your preferred ‘partner’ ?
|Henry / Henrietta||16% / 4%
|Bosch Eco Cordless E3||18%|
|Sebo Platinum (18 attachment edition)||62%|
NEWMARKET ROAD RESIDENTS ONLY:
Have you ever indulged in sexual experimentation (ie. fully naked sex)
Newmarket Road WOMEN – Do you use a mechanical device to increase sexual arousal ?
|Yes – Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible||71%|
All GT Residents: What gets in the way of you having sex ?
|28 Day Banning Order from Whitlingham Broad car parks||7%|
|PTA resources cupboard too cramped||12%|
|PTA resources cupboard too dirty / untidy||81%|
Chloe or Clive ?
|Bi Men / Bi Women||James Wright (Lib. Dem.)|
Mount Pleasant Residents Only – Since moving to Mount Pleasant, has ‘mounting’ become any more pleasant ?
What is your favourite position for sex ?
|A chambres d’hote 3 miles south of Limoges||48%|
|Up the allotment||52%|
Women – Where would you go to seek out “A bit of rough” from the “wrong-side-of-the-tracks”
|Sandringham Road / Stafford Street||97%|
Have you got an intimate problem that you would like to share (in confidence) , with the internet – Contact us here at The Lentil