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December 12th, 2019
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Work Begins On Wall To Keep Donald Trump Out Of The Golden Triangle

Havelock Road residents are this afternoon putting the finishing touches to a wall which they hope will ultimately enclose the WHOLE of the Golden Triangle.

An appeal on social media for experienced dry stone wallers and hazel hurdle weavers attracted over 600 people, all drawn together by a shared loathing of Donald Trump.

Spokesman for the group Alastair Bexley told The Lentil:

We’ve been amazed by the response.  It’s really drawing the whole community together . . . Even the people on Park Lane are getting their staff to pitch in and help . . .

 

With any luck we can have this baby up within 72 hours . . .

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